20 Revolting Female Bodybuilders
20. Angelina
Thought we’d kick things off with a bang. Or a thud, whatever. Nice wall.
19. Scarlett
What the hell is going on downstairs here?
18. Halle
Her chest looks like a roadmap. And I don’t mean that in a good way.
17. Brooklyn
Yeah. “Woman.” Ok, whatever. That poor plant behind her…
16. Dakota
Just by wearing that outfit, this chick has completely ruined birds for me. Seriously. I’m never even eating chicken again.
15. Mary Kate
“It’s sexy time whether you want it or not. Now get over here and love me or I’ll break your wrists.”
14. Ashley
This looks like a part of a photo essay on the Dust Bowl or something. Smile! You’re on camera!
13. Lindsay
“She wore an…itsy-bitsy, teenie, weenie…”
12. Mischa
This chick poses in the backyard like this every day and has driven down property values throughout the entire neighborhood.
11. Blake
STOP! I see what you’re doing, and I’m respectfully asking you to stop what you’re doing right now. I DO NOT want this.
10. Lucia
Why is there so little fabric? Please lord, get this woman a robe.
9. Cameron
Her ass looks like two oversized, greasy yams. The high-tops are a nice touch, though. I like the high-tops.
8. Julia
Kim Catrall used to be much more muscular, didn’t she?
7. Jennifer
Busta Rhymes was once a woman. An ugly, ugly woman.
6. Heather
She’s wearing her grade. On the scale of attractiveness from 1-10,000, this woman is a 14.
5. Kristen
Yes, ma’am. Thank you. We are fully aware of the location of the gun show.
4. Tara
Finally, some fabric.
3. Keanu
Those pecs are disgusting. Seriously. No joke here. Those pecs are disgusting. And that face ain’t so great either.
2. Anne
Sadly, when you ask this woman to “act sexy,” this is what you get. She sneers and pulls her pants way up. Also, I fear she may fake tan. I’ve got excellent tan-dar.
1. Leighton
I think she likes you. If I saw one of those in a city park, I think I would shoot it.
