Jenna Jameson, desperate to track down a former assistant, took to /b/ on 4chan for help. After completing a series of tasks to prove to the 4channers that she was indeed who she said she was, the geeks found the man's details in about an hour.
Jameson, the 39-year-old pornstar, posted this message to the forum:
'My ex assistant who goes by the name of Allen Cedena turned out to be a con artist I do not know if Cedena is his last name. I finally found him out and fired him... Since he was previed [sic] to my personal information such as passwords he reset and probably deleted my twitter @jennajameson and has also removed all pictures of me and him from my instagram. He is completely f***ing with my digital life and so I ask if you have any ideas of who he is please let me know. I am in the process of consolidating and resetting all my passwords. I will be attaching images of him shortly.'
She posted a photo of herself holding up a handwritten note which also read 'Please no tits or GTFO', referring to the call to expose one's tatas in exchange for the community's help.
And of course, they called for boobies.
And she delivered.
But they also asked her to submit a photo of herself holding up a dark shoe, and then one of her with a shoe on her head. She wouldn't go for the one on her head, but instead submitting an image of herself with the spike of a very tall, sparkly high heel in her mouth.
The community, satisfied with her completion of the tasks assigned, tracked the Cedena down, posting his address, credit score and the last four digits of his social security number.
To show her gratitude to the community's swift and helpful response, she posted a final photo of herself holding up a notebook with the message 'Thanks I will always be your girl' [sic] in one hand and her right butt cheek in the other.
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