We all know by now that Florida is epicenter to weird news stories. But is that actually true, or do we just *think* that's true? This story seems to prove the former. In the most Florida story every, a naked Florida man, high on a new Florida drug called Flakka, gets naked, calls self God, has sex with a tree, gets shot with a taser two times, pulls out the probes, rips off a cop's badge, and uses it like a weapon to attack him. Welcome to Sunshine State everyone!
