Jennifer Cramblett of Uniontown Ohio is suing a Chicago area sperm bank for giving her the wrong kind of baby batter.
The 36-year-old woman along with her lesbian partner Amanda Zinkon wanted very much to have their own bundle of joy. They picked out a donor of the caucasian variety to fertilize Jennifer’s eggs.
But just like at the last chicken joint I went to, her order for white meat turned into dark meat against her will. And you know — once you go black, you can’t go back.
Now Jennifer and Amanda are suing due to the hardships and anxiety of having to raise a mixed child in an all-white community….
Wait, they were openly lesbian in that town before they thought about having kids, and nobody cared about that first?! ‘Murica!
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