Congrats to Power soccer online game, Oscar Jr., Cosmo Vedder, Never Use, and Daniel Nikočević, you're all this week's $100 winners for your funny, witty and insightful comments on TomoNews.net.
Our top comment in the #BestSlamOnPersonWhoCouldPhysicallyDestroyYou category goes to Power soccer online game for the ballsy comment criticizing Warren Sapp on his decision to pick up two cheap hookers. They wrote, "He should not have hired hookers that charge by the inch."
In our #WelcomeToMurica category, Oscar Jr. wins for his comment on a story about a horney teacher. He wrote, "Wait she could afford; GUNS, CARS, and BEER, on a High school teacher salary, she must have been saving up for these "menace(s) to society."
Cosmo Vedder is the winner in the #GiveYourselfAHand category for his comment on a story about a Taiwanese man who beat a monkey bloody. He wrote,"Everybody knows if u beat ur monkey too much, things will get messy."
In our #TooPunny category we chose Never Use's comment on a story about a kid who cut off his video-game addiction by cutting off his hand.
"I hand him props for trying but someone should let him know there's actually an on / off button on his computer before the next time he needs to stop playing, that's a handy lesson I learned first ... hand. … Yes, I do expect a hand of applause for these handsome puns," Never Use wrote.
Our top comment of the week comes from Daniel Nikočević in the #BestPlanToDefeatISIS category. Prompted by a story about Jordan's public taunting of ISIS, he wrote, "Bombing them only adds more recruits. Without a good military on the ground it will take ages to advance. Just look at Kobane where the Kurds are claiming victory."
Congrats to all the winners! Keep the comments coming like the kids in Michelle Ladd's after school program and we'll be back next week with five more winners. Leave your best comments on TomoNews.net.
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