Michelle Obama may be one of the wittiest guests on The Ellen DeGeneres Show yet, thanks to her appearance on Monday. The first lady pulled out all the stops by first breaking it down to "Uptown Funk," and she followed that up with a lighthearted chat with Ellen on marriage, her teenage daughters, and the little things she's looking forward to after President Obama leaves office. Michelle told the host, "Yeah, we can't open windows. The windows in our house don't open." To which Ellen responded, "But on Scandal they go on the balcony all the time. So you can go on the balcony.
