At this year's Slamdance Film Festival in Park City, a little film by the name of Dolphin Lover told the story of a Florida man who once fell in love with a dolphin. No, not platonically. Yes, they had sex. Yes, it's super weird and creepy. But even creepier is that human-on-dolphin sexual contact is nothing new. Humanity 0, Dolphins 0. (yes, we all lose here folks)
