Don McEnery jokes about bumper stickers. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!
This bit is about bumper stickers. Not just any type of bumper sticker, but those bumper stickers that just seem to piss you off. There are so many different bumper sticker types out there, but the thing that is in common with all of them are that they are bumper stickers for cars. I mean, if they aren't bumper stickers for cars, I do not know what they'd be used for. I love a good custom bumper sticker that is clever, and Don has an example in this bit of a custom bumper sticker that is amazing. How about those Jesus bumper stickers? I never had an issue with Jesus bumper stickers, unless they are obnoxiously rude. The same goes for Christian bumper stickers. Examples of obnoxiously rude Christian bumper stickers are: Honk if you love Jesus, Turn or Burn, and My Pastor Deserves a Raise. You should see all the honks that the person was getting with the Honk if you love Jesus one, which turned out to be super annoying. Funny bumper stickers are everywhere as well, and all these funny bumper stickers tend to have a hidden message to it. For example some funny bumper sticker quotes are: I had a life but my job ate it, lost your cat? Try looking under my tires, and anti-theft sticker protects this vehicle. Those are just a few very funny bumper sticker quotes that I love. The best type of car bumper sticker are free bumper stickers. It's actually not that difficult to find free bumper stickers, because not many people actually want to ruin their cars with bumper stickers. Have you seen a bumper sticker on a Ferrari? Probably not, if so it would probably say something like: Too fast to see this sticker. For more hilarious comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny.