Monte Whaley jokes about cocktails. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!
I honestly have no idea why they are called cocktails. To me, the word cocktail sounds kind of sexual, or a type of meat from a rooster that no one should eat. However, the real meaning of cocktail ironically is amazing. After some good cocktails, the jokes may seem to be a lot better. Party cocktails are very common, holiday cocktails are as well, if anyone has any cocktail recipes for party cocktails or holiday cocktails please let me know because I have no idea what I am doing. Even though this bit is hilarious, it does nothing for me for telling me cocktail recipes, however it does tell you some popular cocktails, classic cocktails, and the best cocktails. The name of the best cocktails tend to be very humorous, and some of the most popular cocktails like "Sex on the Beach" paints some vivid pictures in my imagination. Next time you are at a cocktail party and get some classic cocktails, remember Monte and this bit, because you'll definitely get a good laugh in. Well, I am on my way to a cocktail party, but if you want to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
