Danny Villalpando jokes about food. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!
I enjoy eating food, but my favorite thing is hearing a good food joke while I'm eating my food. I love the good food joke that makes me have milk come out of my nose, and good food jokes will do that while your eating. To be honest though, food jokes that are disguisting while eating, isn't necessarily the most appetizing...so when I hear funny food jokes while eating, I make sure they are clean. I like my funny food jokes, like how I like my food, clean, and organic, and pesticide free. I also have a confession to make, I am a bit of a foody. Now what exactly is a foody? Well A foody is a person who loves food so much that they have to take pictures of it...now I am different than a lot of foodys...I don't post the photos online to make people envious of how great my food is, I do it for laughter. I'm a terrible cook, and my food shows that, so I love to take jokes food people, or foody's would enjoy. I would always set the mood right, by luring in the food people, and tell them how amazing my dinner was the other night, and they always ask to see a photo of it, so I show them the photo of the food that I made, but not the food I had the other night. If your not laughing, well, then these are jokes food people get only, no one else, and if you claim to be a food person and aren't laughing, well, I don't know what to say about that one. For more hilarious stand up comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny.
