Look, we get it- we ALL worship the 1994 Arnold Schwarzenegger film, Junior. We all think it is a cinematic masterpiece and we all wish it was real. But unfortunately, this is real life, so we can't just "wish upon a star" and suddenly be able to give birth to a child, regardless of our gender. But we CAN all get hooked up to this crazy machine in China that sends electric current through your abdominal wall to simulate childbirth pains, so that's about the same.
Additional music by Kevin MacLeod.
