The two Murrays wanted to discuss 'The Sniff Test'
A subject, let's face it, which was dodgy at best
They pondered on sniffing items of clothes
Such as jeans and undies and ladies pantyhose
I was listening along when I let out a nervous laugh
One of the Murray's wore the knickers of his better half!
He was at pains to insist that it happened only rarely
And they covered up all his bits even if only barely
It's better than going commando he concluded
And it stops anything from being protruded
My kids nick my knickers, leaving me without any
So I nick my wife's, because she's got so many
We don't know if his wife wears her knickers frilly
Or if she wears the ones that leave your bum a little chilly
And maybe it's best if this information is left out
As Murray keeps telling us 'What is all the fuss about? '
Alessandra Liverani
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-sniff-test-humour/
