I want to wear twin-sets
With pearls and beige slacks
I want to do lunch
At a place named 'Chez Jaques'
I want to talk with
A plum in my mouth
And have a large property
By the sea, down South
I want to have servants
And a lady-in-waiting
To get me dressed up
For all my posh dating
I want to date ladies
in large-brimmed hats
Who only eat lean
Never touching the fats
I want to drink tonic
With a small splash of gin
With ice and a lemon
Stuck onto the rim
I want to meet ladies
That fully-groom
And instead of the toilet
Use the powder-room
And all this
I'd like to do today
Then go back
To my slovenly way!
vanessa hughes
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