Katy Perry did the unthinkable,
First she sang about 'I kissed a girl, and I liked it',
But what she had done wasn't reasonable,
She sang with the muppet, Elmo, some parents had a fit.
After all it's a form bestiality.
(talkin' about starting St. Elmo's Fire)
Katy had scant clothes on her,
I bet you Elmo would pull her string,
-and Katy would say 'Tickle Me, Elmo, dear',
What thoughts of foreplay would that bring?
For the love of 'unhumanity'.
Needless to say PBS pulled the skit from the air,
But you can see it on the internet,
Bert and Ernie, they would not dance with Katy Perry,
They wouldn't care,
They still sleep in the same bed after 40+ years, do you think one of them is a 'fairy'?
That certainly could be a possibility.
Why the big hula-ba-loo? What harm was done?
Who knows?
After all Katy had clothes,
And Elmo had none.
I think Lady Gaga would like to do duet with the Count, in all probability.
9-28-2010
Joe Rosochacki
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/katy-perry-says-tickle-me-elmo-or-tell-me-how-to-get-to-sext-a-me-street/
