Suade, nam cerium est.
Explanation.
Advise it, for 'tis fixed.
Says Richard to Thomas (and seem'd half afraid)
'I'm thinking to marry thy mistress's maid;
Now, because Mrs. Lucy to thee is well known,
I will do't if thou bidst me, or let it alone.
Nay, don't make a jest on't; 'tis no jest to me;
For faith I'm in earnest, so prithee, be free.
I have no fault to find with the girl since I knew her,
But I'd have thy advice ere I tie myself to her.'
Said Thomas to Richard, 'To speak my opinion,
There is not such a bitch in King George's dominion;
And I firmly believe, if thou knew'st her as I do,
Thou wouldst choose out a whipping-post first to be tied to.
She's peevish, she's thievish, she's ugly, she's old,
And a liar and a fool, and a slut, and a scold.'
Next day Richard hasten'd to church and was wed,
And ere night had inform'd her what Thomas had said.
William Shenstone
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-progress-of-advice-a-common-case/
