'Needles & pins...needles & pins! '
'When a woman marries...her troubles begin! '
Me Gran used to sing it
to me Mum
& me Mum
sung it
to me
laugh uproariously
in Cockney Rhyming Slang
if they thought
I was listening
(which I always was) .
'Well, me pot & pan
had me Alan Whickers
off in a flash.
His filter tdips
all over me
Georgie Bests
so I grabbed him
by his Jacobs Crackers
and gave his Hampton Wick
a quick Levy & Francks
& a good old
hat with a bobble
when his deaf & dumb
tensed tight as two ticks
I knew he was ready
to come
& slipped him in
to the old Elizabeth Regina.
His Niagra Falls
exploded
him licking me raspberry ripples
as if they were melting ice cream cones.
It was the best
Oeidipus Rex
...yet!
Needles & Pins.
Needles & Pins.
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A QUICKIE GLOSS
Pot & Pan = My old man
Alan Whickers = knickers
Filter tips = lips
Georgie Bests = tits
Jacobs Crackers = knackers(those testy parts of a guy)
Hampton Wick = you know what it equals
Hat with a bobble = gobble
Deaf & Dumb = bum
Elizabeth Regina = yes rhymes with...
Niagra Falls = balls
Raspberryripples = nipples
Oeidpus Rex = sex
When a woman marries
her troubles begin.
Dónall Dempsey
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/needles-pins/
