Her last 3 blind dates
were not a success.
The Vampire was a pain in the neck.
The Zombie went wild 'bout her
told her she was good enough to eat.
The Werewolf just howled.
Lucky for her
she had been in the Ghoul Guides
and learned how to undo a Gordian knot
by just slashing through it.
Now the lot at this Disco
were just a lot of Mummy boys
all dirty bandages
and slow movers.
If that was any indication
of what was out there
she was sorry now she had broken up
with the Frankenstein Monster.
Dónall Dempsey
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