The hydraulic door open,
And in his vast glory,
Edgar,
The first Chicken astronaut stepped out,
Into space,
A true hero of the poultery race.
He circled the space station,
Saw his fiends in the control centre,
He smiled,
He was truely brilliant,
He did a loop the loop,
And sprayed the craft with chicken poop.
He was ready to return,
To the space station,
He opened,
Nothing the door was locked,
Then he flapped like he was mad,
And fell to the earth were very sad.
Nick Hilton
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-first-chicken-in-space/
