1. Dad is always right. Dad is always wrong.
2. Dad is very loveable.
3. Love, love and puppy chow!
4. Spoil them and they will be picky about boys.
5. No hand - me - downs.
6. They must have all the electronic toys that their buddies have.
One hope, in five years (Dads) - your IQ will go up twenty points.
Bill Grace
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