Bill Grace - What Cats Have Taught Me About Theology

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1. You can love a kitty but hate what s/he does.
2. Don’t expect either gratitude and or affection because a little thing like food is supplied.
3. In being around cats you need to hold your God like powers in great restraint. Save you D size battery bullseyes for the coons.
4. Before assuming any special posture for prayer reception check behind yourself to make sure a supplicant is not going to get stepped on.
5. Centered silence makes it more easy for these sensing creatures to come be with you.
6. An inappropriate cough can be remarkably destructive to an otherwise divine relationship.
7.. God's despair every time a bird is killed.
8.. When you have more than one cat around – pray – always remember to pray.

Bill Grace

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