Comparing George W. Bush to retarded cowboys -
Clearly for cattlemen embarrasses and annoys!
'Do NOT ever besmirch the good reputation of a retarded cowboy! ' -
Frederick Jackson Turner and Walter Prescott Webb in 'The Code of the West' (well, not really, but Larry McMurtry is rumored to be developing a whole mini-series on the subject entitled, 'Loathsome Dud' - well, no, NOT really)
Hubert Wilson
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/cowboys-cowtards-and-cowturdulence/