This moment of amusement
you're getting from your act
of valour
isn't nearly as amusing to me
because this incident that defies belief
is not an anecdote
It is my life
And although my Bridget Jones style
fumblings make wonderful
stories to tell your court,
I wake up next to them
every morning
So stop encouraging me falsely
and make your own movie
Abbi van den Berg
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/o-neill-s/
