There is a beautiful bluebird with toes and no talons
she has shown renewed interest in the wee world of felons.
Says she studying flesh with the eyes of a Venus
would prescribe all the parts of a functioning penis.
I shall offer right here, may the world hear my words
come and study, my dear, I adore pretty birds.
I shall lay on your lap my own specimen gladly
though remind innate urges to refrain (somewhat sadly) ,
I suggest you begin by a tap and a squeeze
not too hard for the latter, finger tenderness please.
Then we join in our effort and await the first sign
I will feel as the sap (though this part is benign)
rises slowly from regions of a walnut size gland
there it is, like a scout and it flows on demand!
How it glistens with pride, how it sits there in awe
we must write down our findings, then we study the law
of the penis of man, how it works when it shudders
at the thought of soft skin and the image of udders,
I say welcome, my lady, from the land of the Yanks
send me word of your coming, as I say many thanks.
Herbert Nehrlich 2
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/for-beautiful-blue-bird-yes/
