Don't beef about it.
Those sausages are NOT cooked,
I've looked.
They're still PINK!
I think
they need a few more minutes.
Give them time to fry.
Time flies, they say.
And so do pigs....
But hey!
Your sausages need time.
(NOT metricated time, either)
Francesca Johnson
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/don-t-beef-about-it/