I'm going to make my own Christmas Cards
and then maybe send one off to you.
I'll just get some colored paper and glitter
and that, old fashion, Mr. Elmer's Glue!
I'll cut them in somekind of a pattern
you know, the one only I would make.
And write some cute little phrase on it
or something mushy, that I'll have to really fake!
'Bah Humbug! ' I hate Christmas!
With all of its, pomp and circumstance!
Everyone out rushing around like chickens!
doing their chicken like, Christmas dance!
All rushing to get that, so called bargain!
Last years junk, picked over by crowds of cackling hens!
Toys pilled high on shelves in disarray
with rows of tangled, so called, ' BARGAIN bins! '
Yep! this card thing sounds like the ticket!
I'll go get my supplies, down at our local five and dime.
So don't be surprised if you see there's nothing this year
under my Christmas tree again this time!
'Bah, Humbug! '
Linda Winchell
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/bah-humbug-christmas/
