The inoffensive little English beastie...
It's a pie!
For the life
Of a pie
It goes awry
At Christmas.
Can't mince words
This pie
Accords with my appetite.
So I'll smite
That pie
And enjoy.....
A mince pie!
George BernardBloodyShaw
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-life-of-pie/