She had prepared a special dish
a bowl of marinated fish.
And left it for me with a note
This is an exact direct quote.
“ I do hope you enjoy your meal
it’s meant to show you how I feel.
I did not find it to my taste
but would not let it go to waste
I fed it to her favourite cat
I’m very glad now I did that.
The cat wolfed it all down greedily
and then expired speedily.
Her wicked plan had gone awry
Her intention was that I should die
She loved that cat much more than me
I should have died unpleasantly
Now she no longer lives with me
she’s in the penitentiary.
She will be there for quite some time.
Attempted murder is a crime.
I sued and obtained a divorce
.I got the property of course,
the house and everything she owned
Such wickedness can’t be condoned.
I’m free not only that but rich.
She was a spoilt but wealthy bitch.
Her plan backfired drastically
For which I give thanks gratefully
I live alone quite happily
The other guys all envy me
they have to pay alimony
but I got rid of her scott free.
14-Feb-08
ivor or ivor.e hogg
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