Some lab rats in Canada’s tundra conducted a study of flaxseed and the benefits
Of snorting it up one’s nose through a three eights of an inch diameter hose
Their conclusion supported that of previous studies conducted in the sixties
By poets Allen Ginsberg and Charles Bukowski who preached anything goes
Ten cold hearted physicists figured out how warm the Earth will become
And based on the Quantum black-body radiation theory which they used
The world as Attila the Hun knew it is doomed
Just as the great Greek poets predicted years before that looser Al Gore
Next Tuesday there will be a press conference held in London’s Albert Hall
Government officials from seventy four countries will be in attendance
To hear the results of the latest studies conducted by the late John Lennon
As to which rock and roll icon contains more holes….
It is just the latest information available in this self perpetuating question
As to which came first…the Vulture or the egg?
But of course more future studies are required to be sure
2007 © T Sheridan
Ted Sheridan
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