You can't...and won't....
Even if you slit your throat
from ear to ear and bleed out in a bucket of KFC....
Blow your head off with a shot gun or a loaded bong
and paint the wall with your faked Picasso
Overdose on Heroin or your drug of choice
leaving your little prick exposed from your black leather pants....
Crash your SUV by running into a Hugo head on
which was being tailgated by a Mack truck
and the people in the Hugo survived...
Someone...someplace....and at sometime.....
would compare you to some other asshole......
So get over you're bad self___
You aren't shit...(see what I mean?)
2007 © T Sheridan
Ted Sheridan
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/how-to-avoid-any-and-all-comparisons/
