I submitted a poem about my penis
I called it 'Cock, Dick or Prick'
but it was rejected by a lady squeemish
she claimed 'It just doesn't fit'!
(haha, and you can keep all the jokes about 'how this is a short one' or 'how long this will stay up, at PoemHunter' to yourself!)
Chuck Audette
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/rejection-letter-from-a-poetry-magazine/
