Where the sun and stars
will never shine
and it rains upon this world,
that's where I left my love life
cause I'l never have a girl.
So what was Cupid thinking
on that day he lost his aim,
when he shot me down in Mexico
just for looking at the maid
Now I should have closed my eyes
and I was a fool to have ever looked,
but she was such a pretty girl
and I was such a schnook
So I got myself a dictionary
and I practiced all my lines,
for I was gonna sweet talk her
and she would soon be mine
And I got her in my room!
and I got her on my bed! ,
I looked into her big blue eyes
and from my dictionary I read -
'Yo te quiero como un perro',
I whispered in her ear.
'You would love me like a dog? ! '
she yelled for all to hear!
'Te amo como un esclavo, '
I said so lovingly,
'I'l never be your love slave! '
she screamed and belted me!
But I knew that it was over
and Cupid's dictionary sealed my doom,
when she shouted in perfect English
'GO CLEAN YOUR OWN FU%#@N ROOM! '
not ruining my goodname
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/stupid-cupid-made-me-do-it/
