At a football game
appeared one with no shame.
Donning his birthday suit
and only wearing boots.
He proceeded down the field
with much to be concealed.
And at a quickened pace,
he was running his own race.
The security men stormed the field
Twas him they wished to yield.
It wasn't the 100 yard dash.
(the tackle was made)
It was only a 50 yard flash.
20 April 2007
JoJo Bean
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/50-yard-flash-fun-poem/