Sometimes I wish I had four legs
it's easier for a quadruped
they always get their food on time
and never have to stand in line
a luxury not being human
and more attractive too to women
who always like four legged things
that they can lead around on strings
life would be easy I would bet
if someone had me as a pet.
Charles M. Moore
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/sometimes-i-wish-i-had-four-legs/
