Trade Martin - Removing You From PoemHunter

2014-11-07 0

It’s a total waste of time……,
Having you on PoemHunter…..,
No one reads your stupid stuff…..,
Well not no one…..,
At least Aldo Kraas does read you….,
From time to time……,
And that nut-case Howlin’ Dervish…..,
Just makes fun of you constantly…..,
But besides that….,
Though it’s all the gospel truth….,
You have been making…..,
Lots of horrible negative comments…..,
About your own ridiculous writing….,
And we keep getting complaints….,
From other readers…..,
That it’s almost summertime….,
And you’re still composing…..,
Stupid “Global Warming” Christmas poems…..,
About Santa and your tree…..,
We also hate your hairdo….,
And your face too…..,
So T.M., you dumb, jerky, weirdo…,
You’re on notice….,
Hillary Clinton, Al Gore.….,
And PoemHunter want you outa here…..,
Pronto…., ASAP…..! ! !

(But where do I go from here…., back home to momma…? ? ?
….she hates my poems too and don’t want me either….! ! !)

Trade Martin

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