Two whiskeys and one packet of nuts
isn't the future to your guts
Leave the pub and go home
kiss your wife&kids, make love and visit Rome
While back home don't storm back to the pub
for two whiskeys and a packet of nuts
Do you want to be another numero of stats?
Roger Bewman
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