I've just been out to buy my lunch.
Whilst standing there in a bovine state of contentment
I happened to look down.
There, on the floor was a sight to boil my blood.
A case of bottled water.
Not too offensive on it's own
But when adorned with the profanity
'As advertised on national TV'
I felt something let go in my head.
Firstly, they're trying to sell me water
FUCKING WATER! !
Not even a pint and they want a fucking quid for it!
Secondly, It must be fantastic water if it is
'Advertised on national TV'
If I ever forget to drink water
TV can remind me.
It might even save my life if I keep forgetting to drink.
What dire fate would descend upon me
If I hadn't nipped out for lunch?
And another thing,
Evian is naive backwards.
Sorry but I needed that
Esra Sloblock
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/if-100-million-people-do-a-stupid-thing-it-s-still-a-stupid-thing/
