She's always the good girl, a woman of class
A truly professional pain in the ass,
Always so neat, not a hair out of place,
Perfectly manicured, perfectly faced;
Always so sweet with a voice smooth as honey,
When giving advice she is dead on the money,
But under this layer of external priss
Lives a very complex, very sensual miss,
With thoughts that would scare any straight arrow guy -
She's not what she seems - an enigma, that's why
One day she's a pussy cat, purring and sweet
The next she's a lioness, bristling with heat;
Never the same, she's a puzzling creature
One day the student, the next day the teacher;
She'll ask your opinion, then give you her own
She's totally foreign like nothing you've known;
So don't try to analyze things that she does,
She's acting on impulse, and does this because
She loves the attention - to boggle your mind
By casting a spell of the mystical kind;
She wants to control you, that's part of her plan
This woman will turn you from boy into man;
So if you are curious, and if you dare
To play with this lioness better beware,
Here is a warning that you'd better take -
If you cross this witch, you'll be burned at the stake!
Linda Ori
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/witchy-woman-revised/
