he's been waiting for this his whole life...
he's wanted her for a long time...
he's finally going to lose his virginity...
he's dreamed about this for years...
he's been in a daze scince she told him it was tim...
he's bought all the condoms he could buy...
he's waiting impatiently for the time to pass...
he's going to become a man...
(she shows up)
he's almost riping her clothes off...
she's almost riping his clothes off...
they've been goig out for 5 years...
he's been waiting even longer...
he's got it all in a plan...
then she whispers 'i'm a man'
Melissa Broomhead
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/this-is-so-funny-i-laughed-while-writing-it-lol/