Ronnie and Donnie
Are running and donning their new jeans,
They slip and fall in the mud
And they yell out simultaneously,
'JJJEEESSSUUUSS CHRISST! ! '
Mom caught a fit,
More because of their exclamations
Than the now muddied backsides of the new dockers.
'Do not ever take the Lord's name in vain!
People will get offended! '
She washes their jeans
And their mouths out with soap
And tells them to say 'Holy cow! ' instead.
And they slip and fall again...
'HOOOOOLLLLYYYY COWWW! '
And they offend their Hindi neighbours.
K. Jared Hosein
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/quirky-jjjeeessuuusss-chrisst/
