I bought a Doberman puppy last Tuesday
and named him Sal, short for Salvation.
My busybody neighbor said the name was
disgraceful and blasphemous. I told her to
mind her own bloody business, but she
wouldn’t let up.
So I prayed to Jesus and I asked him to
please get Satan to bonk her over the head
with a croquet mallet (not too hard) .
I think it’s important to incorporate Jesus
in our daily lives like that. Not that we
should talk about him all the time and
annoy everyone. But we should keep him
in a state of readiness for deployment.
That way, when someone messes with us,
we can call in an air strike from Jesus.
Professor Poetry Hound
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/homeland-security/
