Was sitting in a pub gulping beer,
Saw a girl in a skirt, entering from the rear,
To get a view, gave my drunken head a tilt
Only to find a Scotsman, standing in his kilt.
Rdr 12/05/06
CRVGA
Vikram G. Aarella
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/scotsman-and-kilt/