I’ll bet you’re surprised to hear that I joined a prayer group.
Well, it’s true. But I have to admit the meetings can be a bit
boring. So what I did last week was put just a very small
amount of LSD in the punchbowl. (Don’t ask me where I
got it - I’ll just say it was from one of the congregants) .
Now, before you yell at me for doing it, you should know
that it turned out better than you could have imagined.
Everyone was having visions and expansive thoughts, and
they were finding new interpretations of Bible passages. It
made everyone more devout. That’s a good thing, don’t
you think? I’m not planning on spiking the punchbowl
again. But I fear that without some kind of hallucinogenic
assist, these prayer meetings are going to revert to
dreariness again. Real snoozefests, if you know what
I mean.
Professor Poetry Hound
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/snoozefest/
