Chuck Audette - On Writing Poems in the Bathroom Stall

2014-11-07 17

writing a poem
while in the john
damn it!
that didn't take long.
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Again I hide
to pen a short one
and flushed with pride
I'm already done
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thought I would write
while sitting here
but my paper is quite
used up, I fear
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the quips that I read
here on these walls
somehow succeed
where my 'effort' falls
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this time - no
I don't have to go
(and I do believe
we're both relieved)
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(Inspired by the classic, anonymous poem :)

Here I sit, broken-hearted
tried to shit, but only farted

Chuck Audette

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/on-writing-poems-in-the-bathroom-stall/