FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind? '
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
With huge boobs
Who owns an off licence and a golf course.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a monkeys.
This poem was writen by a friend of mine, Deon Masutti
David Darbyshire
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