'I do solemnly swear
that I will faithfully execute
the office of President
of the United States,
and will to the best
of my ability,
preserve, protect and defend
the Constitution of the United States,
and take on
the psychological projections
of 300 million Americans,
and to a great extent,
the other 6 billion
people in the world, too'
Max Reif
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/new-improved-oath-of-office-for-the-president-of/
