I know you believe that Christ died for your sins,
but did he die for the people who haven’t sinned?
I know you’re going to say that everyone sins. But
that’s not true because what about babies? They
haven’t sinned yet, so maybe Christ preemptively
died for them because he knew they’d eventually
get around to sinning, and so it’s kind of a
retroactive deal. Now that I think of it, I realize
that babies DO sin, like when they cry for no
apparent reason and get on everyone’s nerves.
One time I was on this flight to Dallas (Don’t ask
me why I went to that sorry town) and there was a
baby three rows behind me that would not stop
wailing. I finally walked back to the mother and
told her to shut that sinning baby up pronto! She
looked at me horrified and I realized I was staring
into the eyes of Satan. Well, in this case it was
Mrs. Satan, and she was holding a sobbing little
satanic baby.
Professor Poetry Hound
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