You know there are these vests
With 'Naughty' printed across the chests.
And those hip-hugger navy jeans
With 'Hottie' printed on the seams.
Commercials with legs roaming my malls,
Parading false psyches through the school halls,
So I'm going to put these lies to an end
And start an honest, new clothing trend.
There'll be shirts with 'Asshole' on the front
And bigger assholes would get the bigger font.
But Asshole Fabrics, Inc. won't really have much to say,
'Cause anyone wearing trends is an asshole anyway.
K. Jared Hosein
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/humour-asshole-fabrics-inc/
