I'm a rainbow rider and a willow weeper,
An insomniac who has more dreams
Than the average sleeper.
I get so real, it's so unreal,
A rolling stone trapped in a stagnant wheel.
I'm blue, I'm yellow, I'm off-colour,
And I know lots of bright people
Who couldn't get any duller.
I'm like hate mail from a love child,
A stripper nun driving drunk boys wild.
I'm myself come unfurled,
Down to earth, up in space
And out of this world.
A problem who has an answer for everyone,
But I warn you, my answers aren't always fun.
I'm psychological, I'm psycho-illogical, I'm a prick,
I'm so careful about my health it makes me sick,
I'm in my mind too much thinking of such,
How can I be out of my mind so much?
I'm a caring guy who gets very careless,
And I'm the worst when it comes to being my best.
I'm an uptight guy who dresses down loose
And the catch-phrase for every excuse.
I'm full of myself but really an empty guy,
Down with Jesus and with the Devil getting high,
And I always tell the truth...even when I lie,
And if I lie, I'll lie for you,
Else I'm the kind of liar who's too good to be true.
I'm a little pussy, a great asshole and a big dick,
All in one dose in my big mouth to make it click,
I'm a loser with a winning smile
And a winner whose just losing for the while.
I'm the head of the tail,
The traits of every traitor.
Gone from alpha male
To compulsive master-beta.
These are my attributes,
This is who I am and who I'll always be,
And I have friends who have gone so far
Just to say they're close to me.
K. Jared Hosein
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/humour-paradox-boy/
