Did the British invent Condoms?
I dont know, but it is said
That a British chappy came over to America
When the yanks were celebrating Halloween
He pulled a Condom over his head
Poked holes so he could see and breath
Painted the condom a creamy colour
And went to a halloween party as a dickhead
All the Australians at the party clapped him
So your saying that the British
Invented the word Dickhead
No i'm saying the British are Dickheads
Written Tuesday Febuary 2006
allan james saywell
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-british-invented-the-word-dickhead/
