I've studied people sneezing
here at home, and at my school.
Sneezing sure is funny.
Sneezing sure is cool.
Some people sneeze real quietly,
like a teensy little mouse.
My dad can sneeze so loudly
that it echoes through our house.
Most girls sneeze politely,
like ah-choo... or ah-ka-choo.
Sometimes they try and hide it
in a cough, then look at you.
The boys I know don't do that.
They just let their sneezes blow!
The louder, WOW! the better!
It's just something all guys know.
The weirdest ones I've heard so far
are the ones my mom can do.
Her sneezing comes out sounding
a lot like, WHO-ASKED-CHOO?
Just be careful if you hold a sneeze
or suck your breath in tighter,
'cause when your sneeze comes busting out
...it'll bring a barking spider.
C.J. Heck
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/little-boy-s-and-sneezing-children/
